My Handsome Reindeer

My Handsome Reindeer desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally throw. It is an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to choose.

My Handsome Reindeer often carried a CD player to share. It is a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was epic. A CD player would be the item that was opted for.

My Handsome Reindeer always kept a can of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

My Handsome Reindeer had a rubber chicken that they would share. This could be considered an extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a rubber chicken of all things.

My Handsome Reindeer desperately desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

My Handsome Reindeer always had with them a pint of beer that they would often put up their bum. It might have been an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.