A Grumpy Reindeer

A Grumpy Reindeer owned a piece of paper that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

A Grumpy Reindeer owned a set of lego that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Reindeer owned a pint of beer that they would demolish. It should have been an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

A Grumpy Reindeer desperately looked for a stretchman that they would smash. It should have been a surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was epic. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to choose.

A Grumpy Reindeer wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a fairly exciting idea, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

A Grumpy Reindeer always carried a helmet that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.