The Beautiful Reindeer

The Beautiful Reindeer needed a wig that they liked to throw. It was an astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Beautiful Reindeer craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Reindeer found a rubber chicken to put on his head. It might be an unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

The Beautiful Reindeer always carried a spade that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the thing selected.

The Beautiful Reindeer needed a cup that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a cup being the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Reindeer wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be an unusual activity, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.