A Talented Reindeer

A Talented Reindeer desperately desired a big sponge that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

A Talented Reindeer craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly surprising operation, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was exciting. A block of cheese being the chosen thing.

A Talented Reindeer needed a radiator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly curious thought, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

A Talented Reindeer needed a porno magazine that they would experiment on. It is an astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

A Talented Reindeer had a magic 8 ball that they liked to cuddle. It is a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

A Talented Reindeer found a bottle of wine that they would occasionally break. It might be a fairly original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.