Grumpy Reindeer

Grumpy Reindeer desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

Grumpy Reindeer desperately searched for a melon that they would hug. This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Reindeer often carried a set of lego that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

Grumpy Reindeer desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would often worship. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A piece of paper is the item to choose.

Grumpy Reindeer always carried a custard pie that they would smash. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a custard pie being the thing selected.

Grumpy Reindeer always carried a radiator that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be an astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a radiator would be the chosen thing.