Chinese Reindeer

Chinese Reindeer wanted a sword that they would sometimes hug. It would be an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was chosen.

Chinese Reindeer desperately searched for a sponge that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be sublime. Remarkably, a sponge being the thing opted for.

Chinese Reindeer often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a weird activity, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

Chinese Reindeer desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

Chinese Reindeer carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

Chinese Reindeer carried a ball that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a ball is the thing to choose.