Their Retarded Reindeer

Their Retarded Reindeer had a pint of cider that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

Their Retarded Reindeer always kept a block of cheese that they would eat. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Reindeer desperately craved for a sponge that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing to select.

Their Retarded Reindeer desperately craved for a ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the thing selected.

Their Retarded Reindeer searched for a sword to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird idea, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was simply life. A sword was the item that was selected.

Their Retarded Reindeer had a sponge that they would often experiment on. It should be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.