My Handsome Reindeer

My Handsome Reindeer desperately desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes share. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Reindeer carried a bat that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bat was the chosen thing.

My Handsome Reindeer desperately wanted a lava lamp to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly different proposal, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Reindeer desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

My Handsome Reindeer desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is epic. Strangely, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

My Handsome Reindeer desperately looked for a stapler to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing to opt for.