Big Reindeer

Big Reindeer desperately wanted a sack of potatoes to hug. One might find this to be a fairly new action, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Big Reindeer often carried a cucumber to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

Big Reindeer desperately craved for a stretchman that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

Big Reindeer desperately needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

Big Reindeer desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Big Reindeer desperately desired a tomato that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a different activity, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item to opt for.