The Crazy Reindeer

The Crazy Reindeer wanted a condom that they would smash. This is certainly a strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to select.

The Crazy Reindeer needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Crazy Reindeer carried a computer that they liked to share. One might find this to be a fairly odd activity, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be miraculous. A computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Reindeer always had with them a condom that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Reindeer often carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

The Crazy Reindeer looked for a CD player that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to choose.