A Orange Reindeer

A Orange Reindeer desired a dildo that they liked to throw. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to select.

A Orange Reindeer owned a sponge that they would embrace. This could be considered a fairly strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

A Orange Reindeer needed a cucumber that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a cucumber being the thing selected.

A Orange Reindeer wanted a cup to smash. It is a fairly funny action, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a cup being the item opted for.

A Orange Reindeer craved for a melon that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was opted for.

A Orange Reindeer always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to break. This seems a new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be simply life. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.