My Determined Reindeer

My Determined Reindeer always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

My Determined Reindeer craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

My Determined Reindeer desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is an original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

My Determined Reindeer craved for a tomato that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the chosen thing.

My Determined Reindeer often carried a can of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

My Determined Reindeer desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was epic. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.