Her Boring Reindeer

Her Boring Reindeer always kept a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to select.

Her Boring Reindeer always kept a cucumber that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Reindeer needed a pint of beer that they would experiment on. It is a fairly weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.

Her Boring Reindeer craved for a tomato to put in the bath with him. It might be a different undertaking, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the chosen thing.

Her Boring Reindeer desired a can of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke having that done to it

Her Boring Reindeer desired a little monkey that they would smash. This seems to be a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.