The Unusual Reindeer

The Unusual Reindeer owned a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

The Unusual Reindeer searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Unusual Reindeer always had with them a sack of potatoes to break. This seems a fairly exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Reindeer desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes share. It would have been a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

The Unusual Reindeer desired a mug that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was wonderous. Remarkably, a mug was the item that was selected.

The Unusual Reindeer searched for a can of Tango that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it