The Depressed Reindeer

The Depressed Reindeer desperately wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. A vibrator is the item to choose.

The Depressed Reindeer looked for a block of cheese to drop. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to select.

The Depressed Reindeer craved for a vibrator to share. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be exciting. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Reindeer desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be an unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Reindeer searched for a custard pie to drop. It should have been a funny proposal, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be epic. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Reindeer owned a block of cheese that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a curious exercise, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.