Her Curious Reindeer

Her Curious Reindeer wanted a sponge to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A sponge is the thing to opt for.

Her Curious Reindeer always had with them a block of cheese to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was epic. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

Her Curious Reindeer desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

Her Curious Reindeer desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

Her Curious Reindeer desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

Her Curious Reindeer craved for a sponge that they would sometimes eat. It should be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was awesome. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to select.