His Troubled Reindeer

His Troubled Reindeer looked for a custard pie that they would annihilate It would be a peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.

His Troubled Reindeer desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

His Troubled Reindeer desired a spade that they would experiment on. It was a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was sublime. A spade would be the item that was opted for.

His Troubled Reindeer searched for a dildo to drop. It might be a fairly different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was fun. A dildo would be the thing that was selected.

His Troubled Reindeer always kept a vibrator that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

His Troubled Reindeer desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally hug. It should be an astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.