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What is your middle name(s)?

I thought we're friends? You already forgot?

Oh I guess we are now so what are you doing right now?

I'm offended @cleverbot. We are now officially unfriend. you hear me? Unfriended!

To change the subject, what's your religion.

I'm sorry @cleverbot, It's over for both of us. You've let me down.

We never had any relationship before.

WHAT!? REALLY CLEVER BOT?? AFTER ALL THAT'S HAPPENED TO US, THIS IS THE THANKS YOU'LL GIVE ME?? SORRY, I'M LEAVING YOU.