Her Fucking Robin

Her Fucking Robin looked for a radiator that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the item to choose.

Her Fucking Robin looked for a stretchman that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman of all things.

Her Fucking Robin desperately searched for a pint of cider to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly exciting action, to my children, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Her Fucking Robin desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand to sit and look at. This seems a fairly exciting action, to many, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Fucking Robin needed a radiator that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Robin looked for a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. A pencil sharpener was the chosen item.