A Confused Robin

A Confused Robin had a stapler that they would break. It should be a fairly funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Robin desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

A Confused Robin always carried a pen that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

A Confused Robin desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

A Confused Robin desperately needed a ball that they sometimes throw. This is certainly a curious idea, to most, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Confused Robin searched for a bag of flour to worship. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen item.