A Grumpy Robin

A Grumpy Robin needed a spade that they would often play with. This seems a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. A spade was the chosen item.

A Grumpy Robin always had with them a teapot that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a strange thought, to me, but not to the Robin, who feels it was simply life. Strangely, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Robin desperately searched for a teapot that they would sometimes embrace. It is a weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a teapot being the thing opted for.

A Grumpy Robin had a vibrator that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Robin, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

A Grumpy Robin looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

A Grumpy Robin desired a bag of poop that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea is epic. A bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.