A Lonely Robin

A Lonely Robin carried a Harry Potter wand that they would throw. It would be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

A Lonely Robin always carried a computer to demolish. It should have been a fairly new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a computer being the thing selected.

A Lonely Robin always carried a condom that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly surprising thought, to some, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the item opted for.

A Lonely Robin owned a computer that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lonely Robin looked for a CD player that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the thing opted for.

A Lonely Robin found a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Robin, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the chosen item.