A Ugly Robin

A Ugly Robin carried a rubber johnny to sleep with. It is an original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

A Ugly Robin desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sit and look at. It might be a different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who expected that this idea is exciting. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Robin had a condom that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item chosen.

A Ugly Robin desperately needed a cup that they would often play with. This is certainly a weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Robin, who feels it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a cup is the item to opt for.

A Ugly Robin always kept a can of coke to sleep with. One might say this is an unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the chosen item.

A Ugly Robin always kept a teapot that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a weird proposal, to you, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was opted for.