The Different Robin

The Different Robin desperately desired a pen that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Robin, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

The Different Robin looked for a can of coke that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a funny activity, to you, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Different Robin desired a tomato that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a tomato being the item selected.

The Different Robin had a condom that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item to select.

The Different Robin desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a fairly exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Robin, who feels it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Different Robin desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be an unusual activity, to me, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.