The Orange Robin

The Orange Robin always kept a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Orange Robin desperately desired a CD player that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who feels it would be fun. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing opted for.

The Orange Robin had a set of lego that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

The Orange Robin wanted a dildo that they liked to put on his head. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a dildo being the thing selected.

The Orange Robin craved for a mug that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a funny action, to some, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a mug is the thing to opt for.

The Orange Robin always had with them a little monkey that they would sometimes share. It would be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who considered it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.