My Tired Robin

My Tired Robin carried a condom that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a condom is the thing to opt for.

My Tired Robin often carried a painting of a melon that they would drop. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to you, but not to the Robin, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

My Tired Robin carried a rubber johnny to put up their bum. This could be considered an original thought, to you, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

My Tired Robin desperately looked for a little monkey that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

My Tired Robin carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

My Tired Robin had a cup that they sometimes embrace. It was a fairly surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A cup was the item that was chosen.