The Jolly Robin

The Jolly Robin always had with them a bat that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who feels it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Robin owned a chocolate bar to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

The Jolly Robin wanted a CD player to sit and look at. One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Jolly Robin always had with them a condom to put on his head. It was a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who thought it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to choose.

The Jolly Robin always carried a cucumber that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen item.

The Jolly Robin looked for a sponge that they sometimes share. One might say this is an original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who considered it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.