The Yellow Robin

The Yellow Robin owned a chocolate bar that they would often sleep with. This is certainly a new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Yellow Robin searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who expected it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Yellow Robin looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Robin desperately wanted a wig that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be an astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a wig being the item opted for.

The Yellow Robin always had with them a big sponge to smash. This could be considered a fairly strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who assumed it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Robin looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea is fun. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.