The Gentle Robin

The Gentle Robin searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Gentle Robin craved for a bottle of wine that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Gentle Robin often carried a custard pie that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. A custard pie was the item that was selected.

The Gentle Robin desperately desired a pint of beer that they would experiment on. It is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Gentle Robin wanted a mug to annihilate It would have been a weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Robin always had with them a porno magazine that they would often put on his head. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.