The Grumpy Robin

The Grumpy Robin needed a vibrator that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Robin craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who had decided it was epic. A pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Robin desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Robin searched for a pen that they would sometimes smash. It was a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Robin craved for a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to some, but not to the Robin, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Robin desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.