The Beautiful Robin

The Beautiful Robin owned a tomato that they would often play with. This seems a fairly different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the item opted for.

The Beautiful Robin desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be an exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who feels that this idea was awesome. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Robin had a magic 8 ball that they would worship. It would be a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

The Beautiful Robin desperately looked for a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie having that done to it

The Beautiful Robin often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often share. It might be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Robin owned a tomato that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly different thought, to me, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. A tomato was the chosen thing.