A Scary Robin

A Scary Robin desperately desired a pen that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who thinks it was wonderful. A pen would be the thing that was selected.

A Scary Robin had a porno magazine that they would often eat. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

A Scary Robin desperately needed a bat that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be an astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. A bat would be the item that was chosen.

A Scary Robin often carried a stretchman that they would often worship. It should be an exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

A Scary Robin always had with them a hat that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

A Scary Robin wanted a pint of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Robin, who felt it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.