My Dodgy Robin

My Dodgy Robin had a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

My Dodgy Robin needed a big sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was entertaining. A big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Robin always had with them a cup that they sometimes smash. It would be an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who considered it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a cup is the thing to select.

My Dodgy Robin searched for a pint of cider that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Robin desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a condom is the item to select.

My Dodgy Robin desired a pint of cider that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Robin, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the item opted for.