The Bum Loving Robin

The Bum Loving Robin searched for a painting of a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly different activity, to me, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Bum Loving Robin carried a cup to sit and look at. This seems to be a funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Robin craved for a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly curious action, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Robin desperately looked for a spade that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea was epic. Strangely, a spade is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Robin desperately craved for a helmet that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Robin found a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a little monkey being the chosen item.