A Ugly Robin

A Ugly Robin needed a CD player to demolish. It was an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the chosen thing.

A Ugly Robin had a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who expected that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

A Ugly Robin desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a funny thought, to most, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

A Ugly Robin had a wig that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Robin, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to choose.

A Ugly Robin desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Robin found a sword that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.