The Eccentric Robin

The Eccentric Robin desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to some, but not to the Robin, who thought it was wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Robin desperately craved for a teapot that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Robin desperately wanted a helmet that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Robin carried a custard pie that they liked to eat. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who expected it was fun. Who would have imagined, a custard pie of all things.

The Eccentric Robin found a stretchman that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item to select.

The Eccentric Robin desperately searched for a mug that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was selected.