The Dodgy Robin

The Dodgy Robin often carried a crown that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Robin looked for a hat that they would experiment on. This seems to be a fairly new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. A hat was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Robin desired a vibrator that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Robin desired a tomato that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Robin always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to eat. This could be considered a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Robin desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who thinks it would be stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.