The Anxious Robin

The Anxious Robin desperately desired a sword to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Robin, who thought it was epic. Who would have thought, a sword was the chosen item.

The Anxious Robin always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems an original exercise, to most, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Anxious Robin owned a custard pie that they would often break. It is a fairly original thought, to my children, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Robin had a wig that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Robin, who considered it was spectacular. Strangely, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Anxious Robin found a vibrator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Anxious Robin searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often demolish. This is certainly an extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. A can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.