Stupid Robin

Stupid Robin craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes hug. It should be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who had decided it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

Stupid Robin desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

Stupid Robin looked for a porno magazine that they would often smash. This might appear to be a surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

Stupid Robin searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who expected it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a can of coke being the item opted for.

Stupid Robin carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who feels that this idea is stunning. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Robin carried a painting of a melon that they would often throw. It would have been an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.