The Depressed Robin

The Depressed Robin looked for a teapot to smash. This seems a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Robin desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Robin, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Robin desperately wanted a radiator that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Robin always had with them a little monkey to put up their bum. This seems to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Robin, who considered it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey of all things.

The Depressed Robin had a vibrator that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who assumed it was magnificent. Honestly, a vibrator being the thing selected.

The Depressed Robin needed a bag of poop that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.