The Purple Robin

The Purple Robin carried a mug to put down their trousers. It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who assumed it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was chosen.

The Purple Robin desperately needed a melon that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who assumed it would be spectacular. A melon was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Robin wanted a hat that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the thing opted for.

The Purple Robin looked for a sword that they liked to annihilate It might have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to select.

The Purple Robin desperately craved for a custard pie that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Robin always had with them a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.