The Handsome Robin

The Handsome Robin desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea was simply life. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Handsome Robin desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would experiment on. It should be a funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

The Handsome Robin searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was amazing. A lava lamp being the item opted for.

The Handsome Robin desperately wanted a condom to annihilate It might be a peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Robin desperately looked for a magic 8 ball to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Handsome Robin desperately needed a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a funny thought, to some, but not to the Robin, who felt it would be fun. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the chosen item.