The Ugly Robin

The Ugly Robin desperately looked for a mug that they sometimes break. It should be a fairly different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Robin wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Robin always kept a bottle of coke that they would often experiment on. It was an exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Robin found a dildo that they sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly strange action, to most, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to select.

The Ugly Robin had a stretchman that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be an original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Robin looked for a pint of beer that they would often play with. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.