My Lovely Robin

My Lovely Robin had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

My Lovely Robin always carried a bag of poop that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a new operation, to most, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

My Lovely Robin desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

My Lovely Robin searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea was out of this world. A bag of poop being the thing selected.

My Lovely Robin always carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

My Lovely Robin wanted a sword to put up their bum. This seems to be an astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sword being the item selected.