The Tired Robin

The Tired Robin always carried a can of Dr Pepper to throw. It would have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Robin, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

The Tired Robin owned a big sponge to share. This is certainly an astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Robin, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

The Tired Robin desperately desired a pint of cider that they would put on his head. It should be a fairly different activity, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who thought it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Tired Robin desperately desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who feels it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a lava lamp of all things.

The Tired Robin needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Tired Robin desperately wanted a pen that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pen is the item to choose.