The Bum Loving Robin

The Bum Loving Robin owned a crown that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who expected it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Robin desperately wanted a pint of cider that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a fairly funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Robin craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be an unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea was stunning. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Robin desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Robin had a tomato to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Bum Loving Robin always kept a computer that they would throw. This seems a funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who feels that this idea is awesome. A computer of all things.