Stupid Robin

Stupid Robin desperately craved for a bottle of beer to drop. One might find this to be a funny thought, to me, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Stupid Robin desperately looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes share. It was a fairly unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea is epic. A can of coke is the thing to opt for.

Stupid Robin found a rubber johnny that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

Stupid Robin needed a radiator that they sometimes eat. It would be an astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who considered it was sublime. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

Stupid Robin looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would insert somewhere. It was a fairly original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who feels that this idea is epic. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

Stupid Robin desperately looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a little monkey was the chosen thing.