A Green Robin

A Green Robin desired a stretchman to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

A Green Robin carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

A Green Robin always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

A Green Robin craved for a vibrator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a vibrator of all things.

A Green Robin always had with them a bottle of coke to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

A Green Robin desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the chosen thing.