His Lonely Robin

His Lonely Robin had a rubber johnny to cuddle. It should be an exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Robin, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

His Lonely Robin always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

His Lonely Robin desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

His Lonely Robin always carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

His Lonely Robin had a piece of paper that they sometimes smash. One might say this is an extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

His Lonely Robin always kept a ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item that was chosen.