A Bum Loving Robin

A Bum Loving Robin wanted a little monkey that they would worship. It should have been a curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who feels it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Robin needed a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Robin, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Robin searched for a stapler that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Robin always had with them a custard pie that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to select.

A Bum Loving Robin wanted a cup that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a new thought, to many, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a cup is the item to opt for.

A Bum Loving Robin desperately craved for a pen that they would often embrace. This seems to be a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. A pen is the thing to select.